Seriously, help.

Okay, I need advice from my oh so large amount of followers. Anybody who sees this. 

So my mom moved in with me and my roommate awhile back and stayed with us for maybe three months. She had a bunch of her shit and her boyfriend’s shit that she left in the garage until she would have the chance to get a truck and get it all. Now, even before she moved in with us, it was planned for me to hold on to some subs and stereo equipment for her boyfriend (because he’s in prison. classy, I know.) and they were in the garage with all of her shit. 
Well. It was in agreement that she would pay 1/3 of rent and bills. It was equally split. Well she ended up paying maybe $60 total. So she owes us some money. I know she’s my mom, so you’d think that wouldn’t matter, but it’s a whole other story about that. 
So there’s this shit of hers sitting in our garage (which we don’t use) for a couple months, and my roommate decides to try and sell those subs and stereo equipment to one of her friends. I have continually said that that’s not going to happen, yet she went behind my back and gave them to her ex-boyfriend, who is friends with the guy she wants to sell them to. 
So I FINALLY get a hold of my mom and tell her that she needs to get her shit, and she FINALLY agrees and says she’ll be here tomorrow to get it all. So I go down to the garage to gather shit and WELL. The subs are still gone. So I ask my roommate about it and she’s still set on selling them and gets all upset because I tell her she can’t. So now I’m sitting here on Tumblr pissed off because either way, my best friend and my crazy mother are going to be pissed at me. 

WHAT. DO. I. DO. 

Sorry this was so long…I hope at least one person reads it…HEEELLLPPP ME. 

gracehelbig:

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I swear this woman was made to be everybody’s best friend. Well, mine, at least.